No, this is not about the Jay Chou movie.
Today I learnt an important lesson. I must never joke about other people’s suspected peccadilloes because one day, that person could confide in me and swear me to secrecy about it but it will too late because I would already have talked about it before I was even told about it and the people whom I have blurted it all out to in the spirit of fun would have, in the meantime, spread the word. I am dead. And I should especially not make such jokes or spread such rumours about certain very influential people in my life. I have no defence. I cannot even scream, “I did not betray your confidence!!!” because it was broken before it was even given. Urgh. Somebody, shoot me.